If you play The Beatles “Sgt. Pepper” album backwards, you can hear a female puffin mating call. (with thanks to @arisso)

Don’t cut the tag off your new puffin. It voids the warranty. (with thanks to @Matt_Silverman)

Puffins can dive to depths of 200 feet, but these days they can get muffins from local stores, so they don’t have to. (with thanks to @randi_ward)

Puffins are rubbish at Twitter. They never follow back. (With thanks to @graskeggur)

Puffins are so called due to their tendency to hyperventilate and suffer with asthma. The multi-coloured bills are, in fact, oxygen masks. (with thanks to @stevyncolgan)

I am now a proper blogger. I even blog on other peoples blogs. Like this one, at Tiny Iceland. I told you I was a proper blogger.

CERN’s Large Hadron Collider smashes puffins together at 99.99% of light speed in hopes of discovering the elusive anti-puffin. (with thanks to @pumpkinsam)

In the days before television, families used to gather together around the puffin at night for entertainment. (with thanks to @pumpkinsam)

A puffin once tore out Gordon Ramsey’s heart and ate it raw, then replaced him with another puffin in a Gordon Ramsey costume. (With thanks to ‪@NannaArnadottir)

Puffins hate to be called “stocky” – they prefer “compact” or “stout.” (with thanks to @guywriter)