All puffins are allergic to peanuts.

Bram Stoker based the character of Lucy in Dracula on a puffin working in the wardrobe at the Lyceum Theatre in 1882. (with thanks to @graskeggur)

Most people believe that there wasn’t a Glastonbury Festival in 2012. There was, but it was just for Puffins.

According to film industry insiders, an unbelievably suave and athletic puffin is being tipped as the next James Bond. (with thanks to @graskeggur)

Puffins get free entry into Iceland Airwaves.

When Bez temporarily left the Happy Mondays, a Puffin took his place, until Shaun Ryder eventually found out.

Security firm G4S did consider recruiting Puffins to provide security at London 2012, but Police and Military have proved more reliable.

Sinead O’Connor keeps a pet Puffin under her bed. Nothing compares to him.

Puffins were used in Guinness advertising campaigns long before Toucans got involved. Toucans charge substantially less.

A Puffins beak can change colour in sunlight; this is where the technology for Global Hyper-Colour t-shirts in the 1980’s was found.