Puffins can live up to 31 years of age, although this is difficult to prove due to their similar appearance and devious nature.

Puffins do not require Passports, but have them anyway.

Puffins have a trace of Vodka in their blood to prevent freezing in the winter.

Puffins cannot naturally swim, but have to be taught by Gannets.

Puffins strongly believe that Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and often have breakfasts instead of lunch and dinner.

In North America, Puffins have taken to hiding in mugs in work places, only popping out when lifted by the user. This causes much distress to the mug user, but causes great delight to Puffins, especially those observing.

Eating a Puffins heart can extend your life by five years. However, eating a Puffins liver can take up to fourteen years off.

The street signs in Heimaey, Vestmannaeyjar are shaped like Puffins. This is pleasant for the human residents, but confuses the Puffin population.

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A Puffin once wandered into the BBC newsroom by mistake, but was interviewed about politics anyway.